Friday, January 30, 2009

STUCKEY'S GOT IT GOING ON......

ok so as usual i was watching a pistons game; and yes girly girls do watch basketball my home is pistons country, anywho i got this brilliant idea after seeing rodney (50 cent look-a-like) stuckey shooting a pair at the line, that's basketball lingo for free throws. his unders were very well man-a-cured.

that's it a brazilian wax for your pits. stuckey had this landing strip kinda thing going on. as a waxologist i was very fascinated with his well groomed pits. nothing makes a girl toss her cookies faster than a full on pit-bush at the free throw line.

hey nba, since you are in the mood to shake things up and add penalties,fines,fewer technicals and the like please keep the fans in mind and implement a under-pit grooming rule. thanks stuckey for starting this new trend. rock on rodney ms. esthy loves you.

Monday, January 26, 2009

JUNK WAXING......

ok so i have been performing the male brazilian bikini wax for quite sometime now and when ever share what i do for a living i get the deer caught in head lights look. and then of course the judgement call that "they must be gay right" as if straight men can't tidy up their junk.

my motto is "what you do with your brazilian is you business" i never inquire of the adventures of one's bikini line, although it might make for awesome blog posts. i have a very strict i won't ask and don't you dare tell policy.

i like to think of myself as a body wax artist. i create master pieces with your bikini line. to me it is more than just snatching out hair. one of these days diddy will be my man victim, and when it is all said and done. i might just blog about it.

Monday, January 19, 2009

THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS......


Photo courtesy of Tiffany

On the contrary this is not a dungeon of torture, but rather a very nice destination to be waxed. How cute, quaint and clean. You won't hear the hiss of hair dryers here , because we are a body spa, and the only hair that is welcome will be removed in three, two, one... Ripped off

Consider this your invitation to experience Ms. Esthetician.